Swan Song

"Jummy don't be hangin' round here no more."

Chinese Copies

"Jummy don't want no painting by some rip-off Chinese Van Gogh."

Home Robot

"Crap like this just makes women more lazier."

Advising Bush

"Them ol' boys can't tell the president who to pick."

Tiny Hostage

"He sure weren't much of a decent dad to that pore little baby gal."

Nuclear Talks

"Talks is better than bombs."

Dennis Dammit

"These damn hurricanes may just blow Gulf Shores, Alabama right off the map."