Swan Song

"Jummy don't be hangin' round here no more."

Chinese Copies

"Jummy don't want no painting by some rip-off Chinese Van Gogh."

Home Robot

"Crap like this just makes women more lazier."

Advising Bush

"Them ol' boys can't tell the president who to pick."

Tiny Hostage

"He sure weren't much of a decent dad to that pore little baby gal."

Nuclear Talks

"Talks is better than bombs."

Dennis Dammit

"These damn hurricanes may just blow Gulf Shores, Alabama right off the map."

Rehnquist Rumors

"That ol' boy ain't goin' 'til he's good and ready."

Lurking Fears

"People everywhere can't help but be scared."

Perjury Rap

"That Lil' Kim will face the music. Jummy so sly."

London Olympics

"Them Brits got what they deserved."

iPod Killer

"Them kids is just out of control"

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/05/nyregion/05ipod.html?th&emc=th

Senators Ready

"Them boys just love a good fight."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/04/politics/politicsspecial1/04supreme.html?th&emc=th

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Venus Prevails

"That ol' gal just kept on goin' til she won."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/03/sports/tennis/03women.html?th&emc=th

Supreme Retires

"Ain't she just a great ol' gal? Jummy hates to see her go."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/02/politics/politicsspecial1/02supreme.html?

Selling Reruns

"Jummy won't be spendin' money buyin' no reruns."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/01/arts/television/01dvds.html?th&emc=th