Buy Refurb

"Jummy don't hesitate to buy stuff from the factory."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/30/technology/circuits/30refurb.html?th&emc=th

Finish Fight

"Them troops have it tough. Just 'thank you' ain't enough."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/29/politics/29assess.html?th&emc=th

Ten Commandments

"Sinners weren't readin'em anyway."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/28/politics/28commandments.html?th&emc=th

Energy Control

"We'd better be watchin' them Chinese."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/27/business/worldbusiness/27energy.html?th&emc=th

Media Art

"Videos just ain't art no matter if rich folk buy them."

Born Again

"Billy Graham, Jummy declines your kind invitation."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/25/nyregion/25graham.html?th&emc=th

Likin' Us

"Jummy knew them Internationals would be likin' us again."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/24/politics/24poll.html?th&emc=th

Brown Reality

"Now who'd be wantin' to watch that crap anyway?"

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/23/arts/television/23bobb.html?pagewanted=2&th&emc=th

Klansman Guilty

"Even when you're old, if you was guilty, you is guilty."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/22/national/22civil.html?th&emc=th

Evolution Debate

"No need to argue."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/21/science/21evo.html?th&emc=th

Softer Journal

"Don't be needin' recipes in my Wall Street Journal."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/20/business/media/20journal.html?th&emc=th

Gay Marriage

"It don't make sense for boys to marry each other."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/19/magazine/19ANTIGAY.html?th&emc=th

Felons Vote

"Those felons don't belong in the voting booth."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/18/national/18iowa.html?th&emc=th

Same Sex

"Boys shouldn't be marryin' other boys."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/17/national/17gay.html?th&emc=th

Venice Biennial

"Videos and such ain't art. Paintings is art."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/16/arts/design/16kimm.html?th&emc=th

Virgin Pledge

"Them kids should keep it to themselves."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/15/health/15pledge.html?th&emc=th

Thriller Acquitted

"That don't mean Michael didn't molest nobody."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/14/national/14jackson.html?th&emc=th

Stadium Shot

"Jummy knew them boys be building a stadium."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/13/sports/othersports/13stadium.html?th&emc=th

Search Engine

"Nobody be searchin' for Jummy."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/12/business/yourmoney/12techno.html?th&emc=th

Buy Google

"Jummy think he better stay put."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/11/technology/11values.html?th&emc=th

Brillo Boxes

"Brillo boxes ain't art. Paintings is art."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/10/arts/design/10cott.html?pagewanted=2&th&emc=th

Data Thiefs

"Them data thiefs better not come hackin' on me."

That Woman

"That Kathryn Harrison woman should just stay home."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/08/national/08harris.html?th&emc=th

Get Together

"Them boys get together ever chance they get."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/07/politics/07diplo.html?th&emc=th

Upper Class

"Jummy be climbing anyway."

Nuclear Waste

"Put whiskey in them casks."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/05/politics/05waste.html?th&emc=th

Build It

"Those boys need to get on with it and build that stadium."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/04/nyregion/04stadium.html?th&emc=th

Fat People

"Fat people ain't got no disease."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/03/health/03obese.html?th&emc=th

Mud Slide

"Jummy don't want to die in avalanche."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/02/national/02slide.html?th&emc=th

Deep Throat

"Jummy surprised Felt be Deep Throat."

http://www.vanityfair.com/commentary/content/articles/050530roco02